All righty. I’ve had this iPod since 2005. I love it because it has so much storage and it’s bulky and reliable. Anyways, in my freshman year of high school, I found out that with no matter what earphone I use, it only plays out the right output side. Later on, I found that it tends to crash whenever I go running with it. It just didn’t work well with motion.

After years of trying to revive this monster, looking at iPod anatomy, and sticking random doohickies in its system, I finally found a way for it to work. However, it requires this binder clip to stay in that position. Yeah. I’ve reached a new level of ghetto-fabulous-ness. At least now I have an iPod that works (for now). If only I could do the same thing with my iPod touch …

I think I’ll name it: The Modern Epimetheus.